Dogs have peeves just like people do. We recently spoke with someone who is able to translate barks and whines. The following are dogs' biggest pet peeves, as told by a dog:
1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.
2. Cutting the cheese and then blaming it on me. Not funny!
3. Yelling at me for barking. Hey, have you noticed? I'm a dog!
4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone.
5. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
6. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
7. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous!
8. Dog sweaters. Hello? Look what I have all over me. It's called fur!
9. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Come on, it's embarrassing! All the other dogs are laughing at me!
10. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for you, you nitwit!
I decided to post this to my blog because I have dogs, and it kind of gave me something to think about when it comes to my pooches. :)
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