Steer Clear of Job Interviewer's Pet Peeves!

The article "Steer Clear of Interviewers' Pet Peeves" By Carole Martin, Monster Contributing Writer, was interesting in my opinion. I'm at the age where I'm going to start searching for a job, and these seven points gave me something to think about before I go into a job interview.

Despicable Me Quotes

Don't You Hate It When...

1.Dogs poop in your yard? 

Gru: "Your dog has been leaving bombs in my yard."

Fred McDade: "Oh you know dogs... they go where they want!"

Gru: "Not if they're dead."

Don't You Loathe It When...

2.People speak Spanish and you have no idea what they're saying?

Gru:" Do you speak Spanish?"

Miss Hattie: "Do I look like someone who speaks Spanish?"  

Gru: "It's just that your face is so... Como un burro."

Miss Hattie: "Oh! Why, thank you!"

*Como un burro= like a donkey

Don't You Detest it When...

3.You ask something nicely and people don't do what you ask?

Agnes: "Will you read us a bedtime story?"

Gru: "No."

Anges: "Pretty please?"

Gru: "The physical appearance of the please makes no difference."

Don't You Despise It When...

4.People mess with your stuff?(Especially stuff you have to present in front of someone important?)

Gru: "I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit on the toilet bowl... what?"

[sees a child's drawing in his plans, of him sitting on the toilet]

Doesn't It Just Peeve You Out When...

5.People mess up your special order?

Dr. Nefario: "Here's the new weapon you ordered."

[Shoots minion with the fart gun]

Gru: "No, no, no. I said DART gun."

Dr. Nefario: "Oh yes. Cause I was wondering... under what circumstances would we use this?"

Some More of My Favorite Pet Peeves...

It really irritates me when...
1) People butcher lyrics. If you're going to sing a song, get it right!
2) I'm talking, and people don't acknowledge the fact that I'm talking. You don't have to listen, but at least ACT like you're listening to me?
3) People who have greasy hair. Please practice good hygiene!
4) People who crack their knuckles, neck, back and pretty much every other possible bone of their body.
5) People complain that I never answer/return their call/text. I'll get to it, okay? Not everyone runs on island time..

I think that's pretty much it for now. I'll continue to randomly post some in the future. :)

The "Peeve Gang"

This is the "Peeve Gang"(featuring T-Fiddy, D Tribe and Chante). Now those everyday irritations and annoyances are brought to life with an annoying theme song! If you want more of the Peeve Gang, visit them at their website: www.mypetpeeves.com.

Thesaurus Says...

Main Entry:	pet peeve
Part of Speech:	noun
Definition:	personal hate
Synonyms:	bete noire, bugbear, complaint, grievance,groan, hateful object, peeve, personal vexation, pet aversion

Taylor Lautner

According to ChaCha: One of Taylor's biggest pet peeves is when people mispronounce his name.

I just thought this would be interesting to Twlight(aka, Jacob) fans! :)

Dog Pet Peeves

Dogs have peeves just like people do. We recently spoke with someone who is able to translate barks and whines. The following are dogs' biggest pet peeves, as told by a dog:
1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.
2. Cutting the cheese and then blaming it on me. Not funny!
3. Yelling at me for barking. Hey, have you noticed? I'm a dog!
4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone.
5. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
6. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
7. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous!
8. Dog sweaters. Hello? Look what I have all over me. It's called fur!
9. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Come on, it's embarrassing! All the other dogs are laughing at me!
10. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for you, you nitwit!
I decided to post this to my blog because I have dogs, and it kind of gave me something to think about when it comes to my pooches. :)