1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genitals.
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
4. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
5. When people say, while watching a movie,"Did you see that?" No, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the ceiling up there! What did you come here for?
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice... did ya there buddy?
7. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know why he pulled you over. You should know officer, you pulled me over!
I don't necessarily agree with all his pet peeves, but they amuse me to much not to share!
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